This isn’t a funny question, right?? Unless of course your husband follows it up with, “A smokie sandwich or a poop-tart??” Ok, then it sounds disgusting, right?? But he was really being quite nice and sympathetic to my current bloated and constipated state. When he went grocery shopping yesterday, he bought Fiber One Toaster Pastries for me. So, it’s a brand of toaster pastries, or “Pop Tarts” as they’re commonly known, that are meant to get things moving. Hence the lovely name my husband gave them.
I don’t know if they worked, but they made me smile 😀