…you pick out your outfit based on what color/fabric is least likely to show the snot your child will inevitably get all over you.
…you discover a used tissue in the waistband of your pocket-less pants 3 hours into your work day.
…you serve your child bubble-gum flavored yogurt at breakfast, because it’s the only way you can get her to take her amoxycillin.
Can you tell that Chloe Mae is sick again?!?